Friday, May 12, 2006

Psycho Babble

James Lileks helpfully transcribes the diminutive Iranian President Ahmagonnakillu's letter to President Bush. An excerpt:
...Our people glow with pride over our nuclear efforts, sometimes literally. I repeat that the enrichment is for peaceful purposes only, and we seek only peace, and peace is our goal, and there is nothing more we love than peace. Except death. Sorry; forgot. Death is definitely number one. In third place of things we love, well, there were those nice ice-cream desserts they had at this little place in Tehran. When I was Mayor I had them brought in on Fridays. Good times, good times. But once I found a hair.

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