Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I'm a Lumberjack And It's (Not) Okay

What do you get when you mix big brother with environmentalism? This:

LOS ANGELES Sep 6, 2006 (AP)— To prosecutors, Robert "Roy" van de Hoek is a vandal with pruning shears. To supporters of native California shrubs and trees, he's a martyr.

Once again, he's in court.

The Los Angeles City Attorney's office says the former park supervisor cut down non-native plants in one of the largest coastal wetlands in Southern California, killing a ficus tree and myoporum shrubs.

He is facing six misdemeanor charges that include injuring vegetation without permission. Each count could bring jail time and thousands of dollars in fines.

"Trimming and landscaping isn't done without authorization from government agencies," said Frank Mateljan of the city attorney's office.

Jonah Goldberg at The Corner asks,
Can you imagine answering your cellmate's question "What're you in for?" with "I injured vegetation without permission."?

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