Six Meat Buffet has some helpful shopping ideas for the moonbats in your life: STRATEGO!Sure, you played it as a kid - hell, if you’re enough of a geek, you’ve probably played it as an adult. Line up your army to take on the opposing army and capture their flag, leaving a trail of bloodshed in your wake.
Well, we’ve got the new Stratego for Democrats - fight the War on Terror in the Dim-O-Crack tradition of undercutting, faux “supporting the troops” and a turncoat mainstream press! It worked in Vietnam, it can work in the War on Terror!
When you play traditional Stratego, do you furrow your brow at where to place your high ranking officers? Do you gnash your teeth over how best to protect your flag? Stratego for Democrats relieves you of these worries.
Just like congressional Dim-O-Cracks work in consort with the mainstream press to tie our troops hands in combat, your hands are tied from the very beginning with Stratego for Democrats! All you’ve got are low ranking game pieces and a lot of white flags that you’ve got no way to protect.
And that leaves you wide open, since the enemy in the War on Terror is an ever changing mix of goat-raping islamofascists who hide behind women and use children as human shields. You’re going to have a hell of a time getting through the car bombs on your way to capture their non-existent flag. In other words, you better hope you get the blue team because this war is unwinnable.
So this Christmas, have your own war, the Dim-O-Crack way. Get Stratego for Democrats. Rooting against the home team is always fun, but losing a war has never been this much fun - or this fulfilling! Wage peace and raise the white flag over and over again with your friends. It’s the gift that keeps on giving, all year long!
Fun for the whole family - right up until the beheading!
(hat tip:Michelle Malkin).
2 comments:
wow, your categorical bigotry is phenomenal! In fact it sounds like a mirror image of the left wing... unbending, narrowly perceived and unwilling to compromised. I'm sure your tunnel vision will help solve the problem, and you get to make a buck on a witty game about it.
There you go again with your grammatical errors, Mr. President. Nontheless, I'm honored to know you read my blog.
Oh, and one more thing...I know most lefties believe that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so...between you, me and the fencepost...the game is satire.
Just do me a favor and don't tell anyone--especially Dick Cheney. He might fabricate faulty intelligence in order to start another war of aggression to "liberate" the game from us categorical bigots. Then he could corner the global Stratego market and use the proceeds to enrich his old cronies at Halliburton.
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